Bemidji-schmiji

So I totally bailed on the Bemidji trip. The weather up there was worse than down here. My appointment called me and asked me if I was SURE I wantyed to meet with them today. I caved. “No, how about tomorrow?”

So I puttered around my (newly remodelled) home. I tried to make a Martha Stewart recipe for “Rocky Ledge Bars.” We have a one-sided, love-hate relationship, Martha and I. Today, I hate her. Half-way into the thing she says I need parchment paper. Who the hell keeps parchment paper handy for cooking? Catherine de Medici and Martha. Needless to say, I skipped the parchment and paid the price. My rocky ledge was not rocky and it had no ledge. It was dry on the rim and gooey in the middle. I did eat a spoon full of chocolately goop before I pitched it over the Stainless Ledge of my kitchen garbage.

Next up on the “recipes I can’t handle” cooking list: Ginger Cheesecake Bars. That should be disasterous and time consuming.

I have too much alone time, can you tell? My day job asa a recruiter for the Nielsen Ratings is totally awesome and I love it…I home office, I work in my underwear…and I spend most of my time driving and listening to public radio or my iPod…but I’m always alone. I spend WAY too much time roaming around my scary brain. Today’s worry: avian flu. Why do people insist on living amongst their livestock? I know its money. It all comes down to money. I got a flu shot this year. Because I am easily manipulated. We are a society that can land on the moon with calculations made on computers the size of the small town that I live in, but we can’t make avian flu vaccinations for humans.

I do believe in natural selection. A few stupid people walking around on thin ice each winter…fine…bu-bye…But these huge epidemics I just can’t handle it. It makes me crazy. I want to just unplug everything and not know what’s coming. But I am addicted to it now. I HAVE to know the latest thing that can kill me.

I am surprised that you are reading this.

I am even more surprised that people actually post comments. It’s like opening your diary and finding stick-em notes on your earlier entries from people who don’t even live in the same time-zone as you. Technology is way cool. And we are way bored.

One Response to “Bemidji-schmiji”

  1. Jim Says:

    Since I have been breaking into your house for years now just to read your diary I want to thank you for helping to eliminate the trek to Afton. Which was VERY rough when I didn’t have a car( I remember one frighting hitchhiking incident that involved a trucker and a hook, but that is for another time)

    As for Martha, I would recommend not saying anything against her, she was in the joint and she “knows” people who could cut you up good.

    Avian bird flu is such a worry from two weeks ago. Here are some things to think about in the car today:

    1. What is that noise?
    2. Why does my leg hurt?
    3. Did I blow out that candle before I left the house?
    4. What did Scott mean when he said that this morning?
    5. Why would the Chanhassen dinner theater ever do Cats?

    If you run out of things, let me know. I have a million of them.

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